Monthly Archives: April 2013

Hannibal – I know, I know, but you should watch

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The first time I heard that they were making a TV show called ‘Hannibal’ I was annoyed. They had already taken a brilliant and purposely underused role and removed all his mystique through sub-par sequels and a money grab of a prequel – ‘Hannibal Rising.’ I constantly had wished that they just had left Hannibal as a background character and left his biography a mystery because, despite a writers strong desire sometimes, it is best that they don’t explain everything all the freaking time.

At the time of the announcement the single worst thing about this project was that the network behind putting it on the air was, quite frankly, the single worst creative force on TV right now. Yes NBC is worse than MTV with ‘Buckwild’ and that damned Boston singles show (that’s on MTV right?). MTV wasn’t going around pretending to be anything more than it was, and pretending to be anything other than a third rate disaster of a creative force is exactly what NBC does everyday. Besides, any network that puts ‘Whitney’ on the air should be taken to the Hague and hopefully found guilty for crimes against humanity. Hang that damned peacock!

Then I heard that the showrunner was going to be Bryan Fuller. The same Bryan Fuller responsible for ‘Dead Like Me’ and ‘Pushing Daisies’ – both of which I loved – and all of a sudden my interest what piqued. Following that, casting news came through and I was back to not really caring anymore. It had looked like Laurence Fishburne was moving from one procedural to another and who is this Who Fancy aside from the guy married to Cry-Face? I think Cry-Face is a Dick Tracy character? I think? I will Google that later. But then the announcement of who was going to be THE GUY came down and it was Le Chriffre himself – Mads Mikkelsen – BAM interest came rushing back. All of a sudden I knew that in the very least Mads will be running around chewing up the scenery as the human devouring doctor. A fantastic choice for Hannibal was all I needed to at least check out the pilot, but I’d need more to keep watching after that.

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Despite an incredible media blitz to let us all know when the premiere would be, I was surprised when it was upon me. Honestly I was one misplaced potty break away from not realizing I needed to change the channel to NBC, but luckily I didn’t miss any of the first half of the episode, because then I would have missed the surprise of the show – Hugh Dancy. Will Graham can easily be another version of many characters we have seen before, a cookie cutter investigator that has an incredible ability to observe and interpret crime scenes. And sure that is something that we get with Will, but the interpretation and characterization of Graham is fantastic. The fact that he is one bad night away from basically being a serial killer, his asbergers (which is getting close to being incredibly overused as a character trait), and quite frankly the performance of Hugh were all refreshing and exciting. After the reveal of Mads as Hannibal, Hugh continued to be the brilliant attention stealing surprising powerhouse of the episode so much so that if he continues this up an Emmy wouldn’t be out of line – yes over Bryan Cranston or Jon Hamm.

Beyond performances the other most surprising thing is the gore, they don’t shy away from it at all. The sheer amount of blood at times would make QT proud if he were a part of the show. Without the support of the network and the willingness of the production team to have the violence they wouldn’t be able to really tell these type of stories about serial killers and cannibals. Honestly who would have thought that NBC would have the balls to show these images on their network? Images, quite frankly, at times were legitimately unnerving to my jaded soul.

I still assume that NBC will find a way to destroy it by either tweaking it over and over again till it is a shell of this brilliant pilot or just canceling it well ahead of its time like they did with Awake. So keeping that in mind you really need to grab at this show while you can, cause just like a teenage boy in the fifties finding a Playboy in his dad’s sock drawer, who knows how long we have to gaze upon this.

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PS Gillian Anderson and Eddie Izzard are both scheduled to have several episode guest roles this season, so THAT should sweeten the pot a little bit more for you to watch this show.

(Airs Thursdays on NBC at 10pm)

 

Farewell Mr. Ebert – Whatever This Is Episode 42

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In this episode Kyle and Grant play another new game (how many games is Grant going to think up!?) And they pay tribute to a fallen hero of the cinematic world, Roger Ebert. Thanks for everything Roger, you will be missed greatly. Even when I disagreed with you I still respected your point of view and wit. The same goes to his longtime former partner, and also fallen cinematic hero Gene Siskel.

Thank you both.

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Sometimes the greatest things ever created come out of the most simple of beginnings.

First of course came this image! The image that exploded a few weeks ago in support of Marriage Equality during the oral arguments being heard by the United States Supreme Court.

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And then what followed was an explosion of pictures like the one above, pictures with bacon, and batman bat-o-rangs, and god know what else — but then I saw the one below that made me chuckle.

 

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And once I saw that one, it was on — over the following days i made my own.

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And just like Marriage Equality is a slippery slope into marrying your own son (as Jeremy Irons pointed out) and a slippery slope into marrying animals (mythical and real) — this became a slippery slope to what happened over the next week or so.

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And —
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So I think I have finally found my hobby!

 

 

ps: the dog in this last picture is one of my favorite things on the internet — makes me laugh every single time!

WAIT! How much do I have to pay per every boy I birth? – Whatever This Is Episode 41

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In this episode of Whatever This Is we play games… lots and lots of confusing games… but we have fun doing it!

 

In this episode of Whatever This Is we play games… lots and lots of confusing games… but we have fun doing it! (click below)

WAIT! How much do I have to pay per every boy I birth? – Whatever This Is Episode 41.

 

And just so you can get a little extra BANG FOR YOUR BUCK, here is a video from Kyle Marshall that kinda is on the topic of games…

The REAL Game of Thrones

My Personal Social Media Spoiler Rules

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First, what is a spoiler? A spoiler to me is something that effects the entirety of the universe in which the show exists. Saaaaaaay, Patrick Duffy showing up in a shower and an entire season being a dream sequence, or Rachel & Ross having sex in Vegas.

TELEVISION

NON SERIAL/NORMAL TV: No waiting period really necessary for “The New Girl” or “Big Bang Theory” but I still try not to post big plot points from the episode that effect the entire universe of the show. (ps I don’t watch BBT)

HIGHLY SERIALIZED: I like to wait 24 hours plus an additional period of time till the next morning. That way, people have time to come home from work the next day and watch it. For example for a show airing Monday, I would wait till Wednesday morning (say when i get into work) before saying anything. <!–more–>

SEASON FINALE/PREMIERE: If it airs on Sunday, I would wait till not the next day, but the following Monday after that. So for something that aired March 30th, i’d wait till Monday April 8th (again around when the time i go to work, not at MIDNIGHT).

SERIES FINALE: This is tough – depending on the show it is different. I would probably only talk about the series finale openly among friends that I know have seen the episode, but on social media I would wait indefinitely until I am comfortable the ending has saturated pop culture (as I did with LOST) or just honestly never mention it really on social networks.

MOVIES

NORMAL FLICK: This is simple, if a movie comes out on Friday, I wait to talk about any plot points on twitter/facebook/etc for 10 days. That takes it to the following Monday giving anyone who wants to see it two full weekends.

TWIST ENDINGS: I don’t mention them on social media until the ending has saturated pop culture. For example, Now it is common knowledge that Bruce Willis is dead in the Sixth Sense so go nuts (I can’t wait for the jokes below that you didn’t know) but basically i wait until everyone else in the world spoils it, till then I say nothing.

THEATRE

I NEVER SPOIL THEATRE! EVER!!!
except, If the play/musical has been made into a movie/tv series/whatever, and then I apply the above rules to those productions.

BOOKS

Same as theatre, but the chances of me even reading a book are slim and the chances of me reading a book before all you people are even slimmer.

Honestly overall I tend to avoid posting plot points at all, and if I do I give as much warning as I can. I like to follow a simple overall rule though, “If I read this on twitter/facebook/google + before seeing the show/movie would this annoy the pants off of me? Oh it will? So in that case I won’t publicly post this than.” And I think that is a simple request for everyone that utilizes social media. With the advent of the DVR people watch episodes at their own pace AND in the future TV will be released in chunks like netflix does, and thus people will begin to watch entire series at their own pace. I like to show restraint and respect for those that were busy during the first airing, and give them a chance to catch up, cause that is what I would want for me.

The above are my rules, not my expectations for everyone, but I do hope people find some sort of guideline for themselves – I mean give people at least 24 hours for heavens sake!

and I have a PS.

First response I normally get when I post stuff like this is “IF YOU DON’T WANT SPOILERS then stay off social media!!!” and to that i say two things; ONE I am able to avoid spoilers while still surfing fb and twitter quite well actually, but many can’t. TWO so you want people to become shut-ins basically? because in this day and age not going on twitter/facebook is akin to locking yourself in your room, peeing in mason jars, and letting your toe nails grow to ungodly lengths while you wear tissue boxes for shoes. Posting a spoiler on social media to me is like posting a spoiler on a street corner with lots of foot traffic, on a bulletin board on your school campus, or in a general memorandum sent out to your work colleagues – or – for those with a T-Shirt company, posting spoilers on a T-Shirt you wear instantly after the show ends. Basically don’t make it so people can just happen upon the information. Simple.